December 2011
my dad just picked his soldering iron up by the...
angelbrother:
milasweetcunt:
can i just uninstall david karp please
4thjuly1996:
i don’t have ships
i have a fucking naval fleet
i’ve drank so much i can’t stop peeing omg and i don’t want to go to bed but i should because i have a family meal where i have to watch my fat cousin eat everything and loudly play video games at the table
i swear i’ll throw a knife at his head
and his father’s
ok if you know a magician who wants you dead the last place you want to be is in the bath tub where the water can easily boil and roast you alive
predictable
I enjoy that I can blog from the living room on my phone now
i got an iphone :)
Christmas hasn’t been as crap as I expected.
